




A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Barbara Johnson, author and comedian
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. ~Harriet Van Horne
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relatives. ~Oscar Wilde
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing. ~James Thurber
Laughter is brightest where food is best. ~Irish Proverb
I just hate health food.
~Julia Child
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. ~Adlai Stevenson
To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed. ~La Rochefoucauld
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
~Joan Gussow
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. ~Virginia Woolf, "A Room of One's Own"

Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry. ~Mike Kalin
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow. ~ A. A. Milne
Cuisine is only about making foods taste the way they are supposed to taste. ~Charlie Trotter
Wish I had time for just one more bowl of chili. ~the dying words of Kit Carson
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. ~Voltaire
When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
Food is a central activity of mankind and one of the single most significant trademarks of a culture.
~ Mark Kurlansky
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Steven Wright.
Nutritional tip: Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

